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One man can only wash so much. The squad tests the bars he hasn't got to yet: same form, same five scores, same morning.

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POST 01

Your own ledger

Your own lather year. Same five axes, same daily prompt, your own running record.

POST 02

Add to the soapbase

Bars the man hasn't met yet. Propose them, score them, and they join the main shelf.

POST 03

Spare-soap donations

The bar in the drawer you'll never use. Log it, and it goes somewhere it's needed.

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Vacancy

Any shower, any country. Bring your own bar.

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Vacancy

Shampoo bars especially. The scalp evidence is thin.

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No experience necessary

There's no interview and no newsletter. You get a daily prompt, a ledger of your own, and a few other people doing the same small thing on the same morning.